The story of how the world’s richest man, Jeff Bezos of Amazon, is facing problems with getting his new sailing mega-yacht to the sea from her up-river building yard above Rotterdam in The Netherlands has been exercising the international media of late.
The 127 metre (417ft) vessel in appearance has the above-water hull of the 1897 G L Watson-designed 60 metre (197ft) schooner Rainbow, but with a raised deck forward. Above the main deck is a two-storey deckhouse of fairly conservative appearance, while atop that again is going to be a three-masted Maltese Falcon-style Dyna Rig. The complete combination is of course going to be the biggest and the bestest of them all. So if you want that guaranteed, your only option is construction in The Netherlands.
But a building job on this scale is going to take so much time that it would be uneconomical to construct her in an expensive waterfront site, and she has been built at a modern facility well inland. This meant that in order to get to the sea, she was originally going to have to make her way down river and canal through a much-loved steel bridge, with the technically complex but simply-operated rig being installed at some downstream wharf with clear access to open water.
In this video below by Dutch Yachting, the new mega-yacht emerges from the building shed, with her basic above-water hull shape showing an intriguing resemblance to the 1897-built 197ft G L Watson-designed schooner Rainbow (below)
However, anyone who has ever launched an un-rigged new boat in one place, and then tried to set up the rig for the first time in another, will know only too well that the co-ordination involved is dementia-inducing. Even with the smallest boat, the Allen key needed for some small but vital task in setting up the rig at Location 2 will be clipped-in above the bench back in the building shed in Location 1.
Imagine that double-location hassle up-scaled to the new Bezos boat’s rigging procedure? It would involve hiring an entire Dutch Deliveroo team on permanent standby, as anyone trying to move quickly in a van in The Netherlands will inevitably mow down cyclists in their droves.
So as sure as God made little apples, the builders have wheeled out the monster boat, and as cynics expected all along, they’re now saying that the rig will have to be installed at the building yard, and could the council please see about dismantling the bridge when the new yoke it ready to go to sea. After all, it would be a useful training exercise, a sort of reverse-Meccano challenge.
Thus the scene is set, and everyone has a role to play in a superbly scripted and complete little drama so good it might have been in the making from the start. It ticks all the boxes for superyacht owner arrogance and local business versus neighbourhood heritage pride, and the township Mayor has been able to have his say too.
But the box that it ticks most emphatically is publicity. Everybody now knows of this extraordinary vessel’s existence, and everybody knows the maritime industry of The Netherlands is further reinforced in its prime position as world leaders.
Only a complete killjoy would point out that in fact the bridge was disassembled as recently as 2017 for maintenance purposes, and thus the nuts and bolts holding it together won’t even have seized up yet. So here again, a problem becomes an opportunity. The challenge now is to show that when the big boat is finally rigged, the bridge can be dismantled by efficient Dutch engineers in record time.
In fact, it could be made an annual international competition, with highly-trained engineering teams in contest to show that the bridge can be dismantled and re-assembled in a matter of hours. They could have street and boat parties, marching bands, rock concerts, children’s painting competitions, local cookery contests, pensioners dancing in the streets etc etc……
This story was updated on December 5th 2022, to include a credit to videographer, Dutch Yachting